Almost Interesting: The Memoir

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David Spade is Almost Interesting

This is my memoir . . . . Its me telling you about my fake problems in life and a few real ones. Its a book about comedy, and how I came up from the dusty roads of Arizona with my OP shorts and my blond fluffy hair, to the mean streets of Beverly Hills, with nothing but a few props in my moms old honeymoon suitcase and a couple of dry jokes.

These are the stories I tell my friends at dinner when Im drunk, and they dart their eyes around hoping a waiter will interrupt me. 

Me blabbering on about how I lost my virginity, how I got into stand-up, meeting Johnny Carson, making Tommy Boy with Farlz, and getting beat up while wearing a Coneheads T-shirt. Sound stupid? Maybe! Read and find out.