Forgive your enemies, they say.
Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.
In Access All Areas, you’ll learn how to buy three UK Premier League points for just £25,000, what it’s really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every
soccer player in England shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case.
Add to that The Secret Footballer’s no-holds-barred tour of the country’s Premier League clubs telling us what it’s like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players
reallyhate to go to and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that’s normally off-limits to the fans.
Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan’s guide to the beautiful game.
I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off . . .