The Ex-Wife Joke Book

Call your divorced friend, tell him to pick his sad sack self off the floor, and demand that he acquire a copy ofThe Ex-Wife Joke Book. They say that laughter is the best medicine, but a new study shows that laughing at your ex-wife’s expense is even better medicine.

Immature, superficial, and misogynistic, it doesn’t get any better than the jokes collected here by ex-wife expert Dick Hertz. After all, even though his marriage only lasted six months, it sure did feel like a lifetime. Dick Hertz’s pain is your gain when you stop crying into your beer and start laughing in your ex-wife’s face.

Cheaper than therapy (or a taking a hit out), this book will remind you why you went from “I do” to “I don’t”—and why you should get “Never again!” tattooed across your forehead.

So stop thinking about her, and start toasting your great escape. She might have the house and the dog, but at least you got this cool book of jokes.