‘I’ve left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend. They say “Will”, “You” and “Me”. That will keep her busy whilst I watch the football on TV.’Customer (in bookshop): Do you
have a book called ’Husband, the Head of the Household’?Assistant: Try the fantasy section.This book is packed with jokes, funny stories, one-liners and quotes taking a wry look at love,
dating, weddings and married life. Whether you’re making a best man’s (groomsman’s) speech or just want a good laugh at the endless battle of the sexes, this book is for you. Take my wife...I’m
begging you!
