American Wit and Wisdom: Quips and Quotes in Celebration of the USA

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic."  —Dan Rather

"To me, the American Dream is being able to follow your own personal calling."  —Maya Lin

"Laughter is America’s most important export."  —Walt Disney

With quips, quotes and musings from Abraham Lincoln and Katherine Hepburn to Joan Rivers and Jim Carrey, this book will arm you with the sharpest wit and wisdom in the whole of America.