Good morning USA!
Followers of Jesus and gun-loving patriots, rejoice! Christmas has come early! Kick back and relax with the American Dad Colouring Book! Featuring fifty incredible sketches and original pencil drawings of all your favourite characters and scenes. Colour in Stan, Francine, Klaus, Roger, Peter, Brian, Stewie, Me- Hang on a minute, I think we’ve got our books confused. Who in their right mind would have Meg in their book?
Haha, no seriously, you should buy this. And then don’t leave the receipt in the box. Enjoy hours of entertainment as your friend/lover/child/worst enemy attempts to return this item for store credit, only to fail at every turn.
The American Dad Colouring Book! Make someone happy on their birthday or at Christmas! Not.
