A very British comedy, written by a very British author. Inspired by Sue Townsend’s brilliantly unique, dry and witty Adrian Mole series, this is the writing debut of Scotty Dog, a young man
who has managed to make a fully-fledged hash of the transition from his happy-go-lucky teenage years to a regular, respectable adult life. Scotty Dog is twenty-five years old, single,
unemployed and still lives in the same bedroom he’s had all his life. None of that’s a massive problem. However, he’s stuck in the past, incredibly pale and failing to accept his life’s going
nowhere. Thankfully, the Internet can be a powerful thing and together with a decent webcam and a spot of mood lighting, Scotty Dog’s online dating profile makes him out to be a young Tom
Cruise! In fact, it would appear he’s become an overnight babe magnet. As a result, his love life, for the first time in his life, has just started to pick up. Girls from across the globe have
seen that a London-based Tom Cruise is available for dating and many have declared their interest. In addition to finding a girlfriend, Dog’s two ’snarling’ best mates have challenged the
delusional fantasist to get a job, start a business and move out of his family home. All within the space of a month. The challenge was confidently accepted and the comical results of Scotty
Dog’s one-month life transformation have been put together for one light, easy and laugh-out-loud story. Just like his life, the ’Scotty Dog Blog’ is a sob story, horror show and comedy all
rolled in to one. So sit back and enjoy the anecdotes and misfortunes of the world’s most self-deprecating Dog. A pale and desperate dreamer by day; a terribly tragic Tom Cruise by night.