Amusements

Here it is, folks. The collected works of Britain’s laziest comic writer. Available for the first time in one meaty, book-shaped compendium. It’s the ideal train/bedside/holiday/toilet companion.Haven’t you ever wondered: * What happened to the cast of Saved By The Bell?* The reason Michael Jackson once gave for not being able to visit Paul McCartney’s house?* Who Jim from The Corrs considers to be behind the London Bombings? * What a Dundee football team had for their celebratory dinner the day they set a world record score in 1885?* Why the best song from The Muppet Christmas Carol has been mysteriously edited out by Disney?Of course you have! You’re only human. Not only does Amusements have the answers to all of the questions above, it also offers an eye-watering insight into the author’s doomed psyche. It’s jam packed with pointless, hearty rants about Facebook, online dating, smelly people and Instagram. Come on, what are you waiting for? ’His most offensive yet’ - Woman’s Own ’Bitter... Droll... Misogynistic...’ - Vogue’Ryan, I’m being serious, I almost soiled myself with laughter’ - A Close FriendNew Edition - Includes updates and new preface