"A the story of an Orthodox boy in the Bronx who discovers masturbation during Passover dinner as a child, gets caught with porn on Yom Kippur, fantasizes about marrying his grade school
classmate (if only he could get up the nerve to speak to her), and finally figures out that the way into a girl’s pants is through her heart. But maybe the heart is all that ever mattered
anyway. Eytan Bayme’s hilariously honest memoir is the true story of how an anxious boy finally stops masturbating in public, gets thegirl, grows up, and begrudgingly makes peace with the
unfairness of life and love. It’s a heartwarming, fantasy-laden, usually embarrassing, sometimes raunchy and always outrageous look at coming of age. Bayme’s stories of young love, fitting in,
and social pressure will resonate with anyone who ever felt awkward growing up"--Provided by publisher.