How do you feel about protecting the surface of your coffee table from unsightly wine rings?Because at the very least, this book could make a nice coaster for your glass. Very least, very most,
whatever.I’m completely emotionally prepared for this book to get god-awful reviews.NOBODY WILL BUY THISNote from the Publisher: This book is the ultimate multipurpose tool. Potentially lethal
if thrown, highly flammable, and a delicious high fiber/low carb goat feed substitute."Mat Devine is a genius. And also an idiot. Mostly an idiot." -Jude Angelini, Author (Hyena)
