Inside this book you will find hilarious true confessions from real parents with real kids. If you are waiting for your little one to arrive, it is the author’s hope that these stories will
help prepare you for what’s ahead. If you already have children, it may comfort you to realize you’re not the only parent who gets completely knocked off your feet by the things your child
says and does. Amanda Johnson hopes you enjoy reading these stories as much as she enjoyed collecting them.