Excuses, Excuses: I Am Unable to Come into the Office Today Because . . .

Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting ’osmosis’ and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked). This book presents all of these alibis, and more. It is not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.