F**k Vintage and F**kbunting

Take revenge on all things vintage and start a modern revolution by living in the present and saying no to retro!

Every day we are all bombarded with new and increasingly ridiculous things that we are told are fashionably "hip," "in," and "hot." We—the people—get no say in this, it just happens and we are expected to go along with it. Well, no more, we say! Let’s leave the past where it belongs and move on. This book is the alternative antidote to the current obsession with all things old-fashioned, vintage, old-school, and retro. From the countless websites and blog posts that declare "bunting is in again" to the culture sections of broadsheets telling us that retro is the "new old school" and totally "on trend," we’ve had enough. Can’t we all just live in the present? Stuffed full of humorous quotes, facts, stats, and trivia to entice you back into the warm embrace of the modern world, this pocket-sized piece of present-day propaganda will help us all put a stop to the madness and tell all things vintage to "f**k off" back to where they belong—in the past.