The Little Book of Senior Moments

＂You gotta keep in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.＂ —Ellen DeGeneres

With gems taken from The Book of Senior Moments, this is an entertaining and uplifting pocket-sized guide to dealing with your dotage. Tales of late bloomers will inspire (Michelangelo was 71 when he painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel), while plenty of anecdotes and quotes will keep you laughing. From early signs (You could paint a picture of it, write a thesis about it, demonstrate how to use it to Olympic standard . . . but you can’t for the life of you remember its name) to the perks of senior momentitus (You can bake your own birthday cake and still imagine someone else has done it for you), this little guide covers everything there is to learn, forget, and then learn all over again, about senior moments.