U.S. Army Zombie Training Manual: Department of the Army

When a zombie is taken prisoner by the Army, it need not be uselessly destroyed. In fact, just as our Army trains dogs for combat roles, it has a program to train the captured Undead for combat roles. No zombie that our Army can capture will go unutilized. This is our Army�� ��o Zombie Left Behind��policy. From basics, such as ��EEL��and ��TAY��to negotiating obstacle courses, to tracking, searching, attacking, and even zombies working undercover in the real world, this fully illustrated manual shows readers how our military trains zombies to be Soldier Zombies.