Marty Beckerman's hilarious guide for the modern man to booze, battle, and bull-fight his way to becoming more like Hemingway More than fifty years have passed since the death of Ernest
Hemingway, history�� ultimate man, and young males today��bsessed with Facebook, Twitter, and Playstation��now nothing about his legendary brand of rugged, alcoholic masculinity. They cannot
skin a fish, dominate a battlefield, or transform majestic creatures of the Southern Hemisphere into piano keyboards.
The Heming Way demonstrates how modern eunuchs��rainwashed by PETA
and Alcoholics Anonymous��an learn from Papa's unparalleled example: drunken, unshaven, meat-devouring, wife-divorcing, and gloriously self-destructive. Advice includes:
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How to kill enough animals to render a species endangered��ust like Papa!
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Getting your friends to think drinking a daiquiri is manly . . . just by drinking one nine yourself
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Achieving sufficiently high testosterone levels to never have to worry about the chance of having a daughter instead of a son
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And much more!
Profane, insightful, hilarious and loaded with more than 150 photos, facts and insights about Papa, The Heming Way is a difficult path, and not for the weak, but truth is manlier
than fiction.
