From the New York Times bestselling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's latest collection of political riffs and savagely funny suggestions for preserving sanity in an
insane world.
New Rule: The next Republican Convention must be held in a giant closet. Every week there's a new gay Republican outed. I have a feeling that ��ig tent��they're always talking about is
in their pants. There are so many Republicans in the closet, their symbol shouldn't be an elephant; it should be a moth.
New Rule: If one of your news organization's headlines is about who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night, you're no longer a news organization. Sort of like, if you
were on Dancing with the Stars last night, you're no longer a star.
Media, celebrity, Democrats, Republicans, religion, children, marine life, electronics, that couple making out in the next booth��hen it comes to lighting up his targets, Bill Maher is an
equal-opportunity destroyer. The New New Rules offers Maher's new and best-loved observations about the world around us, along with some modest tips for its improvement. Because
wouldn't life be a little better if the inside of the office microwave didn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, or if fathers stopped signing up their nine-year-olds to win free hunting
trips? Scathingly funny and relentlessly unafraid of sensitive topics, Maher's hilarious brand of realism is more welcome and necessary than ever. So sit back, read on, and enjoy. You may not
agree with all his views, but one thing's for certain: If you're listening, you're laughing.
