With the perfect specific excuse for every particular thing that no one wants to�do?from dishes to�going to work, this is an indispensable guide to shirking
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It's not that you can't do it; you just don't want to do it! We all try and wriggle out of boring chores like washing up or taking the�trash out, but what about the bigger things, like
going to work and being a proper responsible grown-up? This guide has those situations covered. How to get out of washing up:� "My goldfish died last week and that piece of carrot
floating in there just made me think of him. *cry*" How to get out of going to work: "I did a gig with my KISS tribute band last night and I've just discovered I've run out of
makeup remover." How to get out of being designated driver: "Most people make words out of the registration numbers in front of them, I just make pictures. *squint*" Indulge
the big kid in you and arm yourself with this indispensible guide to avoiding.
