Bad Bart is the biggest, burliest boy pirate in the Atlantic. Mean Mo is the maddest, mightiest girl pirate in the Pacific. When they meet in the middle, it's a no-holds-barred contest to see
who is the best pirate in the world. They test who is brave enough to swim with sharks, who is strong enough to throw a cannonball, who can eat the most hard tack, and who has collected the
most treasure. Again and again their respective crews proclaim, ��ie!��Bad Bart and Mean Mo stare each other down and . . . fall head over heads in love! This epic tale of the union of two
pirate captains is told in seadog lingo and illustrated with of knockout oceanic battles. It's a love story like no other. Arrgh!