From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola
out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life Strapped for cash? Try cat
whispering Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time Airlines serving up one hot mess Action figure Jesus Why Clay Aiken ain’t
marrying your glandular daughter And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s genuine southern recipes, You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Morning is
sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
