Be Naughty... Save Santa The Trip!: 96 Ways To Say Happy Freakin’ Holidays

A collection of bumper stickers that poke fun at all aspects of the holiday season. Includes such zingers as Frosty was killed by a snow blower; The Grinch ain't got nothing' on my wife; Dear Santa, I want it all, and I want it right now; A virgin and three wisemen? Not in this town!; Elf bowling league champion; You should see where I hung my mistletoe; Rudolph was a brown-noser; and many more!