Unlike some other companies (which we won't name here), we at The Gordon Wiggins Group want you to become fully versed in our rules, regulations, and corporate culture as quickly as possible.
So we've provided for you (at the low cost of only ＄9.95, which you can pay now or which can be deducted from your first paycheck - your choice!) our official Employee Handbook, which you will
soon come to know and love as your bible! We're so pleased that you've decided to join our little family, and with our help, we know that in no time at all you'll be a productive and essential
team member! We're confident you'll find your employment experience at The Gordon Wiggins Group to be a richly satisfying one. Not overly confident, mind you. Like we wouldn't lay money on
it...but hey, it's a job, right? So quit your griping.- Your Human Resources Department
