Bad Boys maul women while Nice Guys can hardly get a woman to text them. Since the clean-cut, loyal, intelligent Nice Guy cannot compete with the tattooed, philandering, unemployed Bad Boy, the
Nice Guy has no choice but to transform himself into the disaster women crave and Nice Guys Don't Get Laid is just the book to aid in that transformation. Meleton divides the male population
into five groups - Mama's Boy, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Average, Mr. Bad Boy, and Mr. Psycho and he provides a test to determine where you or your significant other best fits. In the sections �� Easy
Ways to Stick a Machete Into a Relationship��and ��raps the Nice Guy Should Avoid��Meleton gives us Nice Guy pitfalls. Meleton takes it a step further by providing the essentials in
reprogramming the Nice Guy. His Brad Pitt Test immediately unveils the difference between the stench of rejection or a woman worth keeping. Meleton explains myths of female sexuality and
diagrams a theory that will change your view of women forever. Being a firm believer in ��hat a woman says is rarely what she really means,��Meleton constructed a translation guide for Nice
Guys to decipher woman-speak. When a man hears a woman say ��ou are my best friend,��she really means �� have no sexual interest in you�� Or, ��ever change��means ��ou are so easy to use just
the way you are.�� For men afflicted with Nice-Guy-Itis, Meleton's Bad Boy Instructional Manual should complete the Nice Guy transformation. Out with the NICE and in with the BAD. After reading
Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, the Nice Guy will finally be prepared to become the sexually attractive jerk women always wished he could be.
