It Doesn’t Count If--It’s the Last One: And 204 More Reasons Why You Can Eat That

A tongue-in-cheek, illustrated guide for dieters presents fifty ingenious excuses for cheating, including calories don't count if they are washed down with a Diet Coke, cheating doesn't count if one worked out within twelve hours of eating, and it doesn't count if no one sees you eat it. 30,000 first printing.