The White Tiger

《白虎》是一部批判當代印度種姓階級粗暴無禮社會制度的故事。鄉下小男孩Balram到德里發展，當了有錢人的司機，受不了被低下對待，他殺了這個有錢老闆。Balram知道中國總理溫家寶要來拜訪印度，於是他開始寫信給中國總理，講述他一生的故事，這整個社會的不幸，都要怪罪印度那些少數掌權菁英的腐敗，而他本人也從一個開車的小弟，變成一個哲學家實業家，成了一個所謂成功的人。

這個故事充滿機智、批判、黑色幽默，怒氣沖沖呈現印度的二種面貌，從鄉下人力車伕最底層的世界到實業家霸佔的繁華腐敗，布克獎評審說：「一個很無關道德、尖銳不敬，卻讓人喜歡而難忘的作品。」

Introducing a major literary talent, The White Tiger offers a story of coruscating wit, blistering suspense, and questionable morality, told by the most volatile, captivating, and utterly inimitable narrator that this millennium has yet seen.

Balram Halwai is a complicated man. Servant. Philosopher. Entrepreneur. Murderer. Over the course of seven nights, by the scattered light of a preposterous chandelier, Balram tells us the terrible and transfixing story of how he came to be a success in life -- having nothing but his own wits to help him along.

Born in the dark heart of India, Balram gets a break when he is hired as a driver for his village's wealthiest man, two house Pomeranians (Puddles and Cuddles), and the rich man's (very unlucky) son. From behind the wheel of their Honda City car, Balram's new world is a revelation. While his peers flip through the pages of Murder Weekly ("Love -- Rape -- Revenge!"), barter for girls, drink liquor (Thunderbolt), and perpetuate the Great Rooster Coop of Indian society, Balram watches his employers bribe foreign ministers for tax breaks, barter for girls, drink liquor (single-malt whiskey), and play their own role in the Rooster Coop. Balram learns how to siphon gas, deal with corrupt mechanics, and refill and resell Johnnie Walker Black Label bottles (all but one). He also finds a way out of the Coop that no one else inside it can perceive.

Balram's eyes penetrate India as few outsiders can: the cockroaches and the call centers; the prostitutes and the worshippers; the ancient and Internet cultures; the water buffalo and, trapped in so many kinds of cages that escape is (almost) impossible, the white tiger. And with a charisma as undeniable as it is unexpected, Balram teaches us that religion doesn't create virtue, and money doesn't solve every problem -- but decency can still be found in a corrupt world, and you can get what you want out of life if you eavesdrop on the right conversations.

Sold in sixteen countries around the world, The White Tiger recalls The Death of Vishnu and Bangkok 8 in ambition, scope, and narrative genius, with a mischief and personality all its own. Amoral, irreverent, deeply endearing, and utterly contemporary, this novel is an international publishing sensation -- and a startling, provocative debut.

Aravind Adiga1974年出生印度Madras，在澳洲長大。他在哥倫比亞大學與牛津大學受教育。他曾經做過時代雜誌的印度特派員，文章散見Financial Times、The Independent與Sunday Times。目前住在孟買。

The First Night

For the Desk of:

His Excellency Wen Jiabao

The Premiers Office

Beijing

Capital of the Freedom-loving Nation of China


From the Desk of:

＂The White Tiger＂

A Thinking Man

And an Entrepreneur

Living in the worlds center of Technology and Outsourcing

Electronics City Phase 1 (just off Hosur Main Road)

Bangalore, India


Mr. Premier,

Sir.

Neither you nor I speak English, but there are some things that can be said only in English.

My ex-employer the late Mr. Ashoks ex-wife, Pinky Madam, taught me one of these things; and at 11:32 p.m. today, which was about ten minutes ago, when the lady on All India Radio announced, ＂Premier Jiabao is coming to Bangalore next week,＂ I said that thing at once.

In fact, each time when great men like you visit our country I say it. Not that I have anything against great men. In my way, sir, I consider myself one of your kind. But whenever I see our prime minister and his distinguished sidekicks drive to the airport in black cars and get out and do namastes before you in front of a TV camera and tell you about how moral and saintly India is, I have to say that thing in English.

Now, you are visiting us this week, Your Excellency, arent you? All India Radio is usually reliable in these matters.

That was a joke, sir.

Ha!

Thats why I want to ask you directly if you really are coming to Bangalore. Because if you are, I have something important to tell you. See, the lady on the radio said, ＂Mr. Jiabao is on a mission: he wants to know the truth about Bangalore.＂

My blood froze. If anyone knows the truth about Bangalore, its me.

Next, the lady announcer said, ＂Mr. Jiabao wants to meet some Indian entrepreneurs and hear the story of their success from their own lips.＂

She explained a little. Apparently, sir, you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you dont have entrepreneurs. And our nation, though it has no drinking water, electricity, sewage system, public transportation, sense of hygiene, discipline, courtesy, or punctuality, does have entrepreneurs. Thousands and thousands of them. Especially in the field of technology. And these entrepreneurs -- we entrepreneurs -- have set up all these outsourcing companies that virtually run America now.

You hope to learn how to make a few Chinese entrepreneurs, thats why youre visiting. That made me feel good. But then it hit me that in keeping with international protocol, the prime minister and foreign minister of my country will meet you at the airport with garlands, small take-home sandalwood statues of Gandhi, and a booklet full of information about Indias past, present, and future.

Thats when I had to say that thing in English, sir. Out loud.

That was at 11:37 p.m. Five minutes ago.

I dont just swear and curse. Im a man of action and change. I decided right there and then to start dictating a letter to you.
To begin with, let me tell you of my great admiration for the ancient nation of China.

I read about your history in a book, Exciting Tales of the Exotic East, that I found on the pavement, back in the days when I was trying to get some enlightenment by going through the Sunday secondhand book market in Old Delhi. This book was mostly about pirates and gold in Hong Kong, but it did have some useful background information too: it said that you Chinese are great lovers of freedom and individual liberty. The British tried to make you their servants, but you never let them do it. I admire that, Mr. Premier.

I was a servant once, you see.

Only three nations have never let themselves be ruled by foreigners: China, Afghanistan, and Abyssinia. These are the only three nations I admire.

Out of respect for the love of liberty shown by the Chinese people, and also in the belief that the future of the world lies with the yellow man and the brown man now that our erstwhile master, the white-skinned man, has wasted himself through buggery, cell phone usage, and drug abuse, I offer to tell you, free of charge, the truth about Bangalore.

By telling you my lifes story.

See, when you come to Bangalore, and stop at a traffic light, some boy will run up to your car and knock on your window, while holding up a bootlegged copy of an American business book, wrapped carefully in cellophane and with a title like:

TEN SECRETS OF BUSINESS SUCCESS!
or

BECOME AN ENTREPRENEUR IN SEVEN EASY DAYS!

Dont waste your money on those American books. Theyre so yesterday.

I am tomorrow.

In terms of formal education, I may be somewhat lacking. I never finished school, to put it bluntly. Who cares! I havent read many books, but Ive read all the ones that count. I know by heart the works of the four greatest poets of all time -- Rumi, Iqbal, Mirza Ghalib, and a fourth fellow whose name I forget. I am a self-taught entrepreneur.

Thats the best kind there is, trust me.

When you have heard the story of how I got to Bangalore and became one of its most successful (though probably least known) businessmen, you will know everything there is to know about how entrepreneurship is born, nurtured, and developed in this, the glorious twenty-first century of man.

The century, more specifically, of the yellow and the brown man.

You and me.

It is a little before midnight now, Mr. Jiabao. A good time for me to talk.

I stay up the whole night, Your Excellency. And theres no one else in this 150-square-foot office of mine. Just me and a chandelier above me, although the chandelier has a personality of its own. Its a huge thing, full of small diamond-shaped glass pieces, just like the ones they used to show in the films of the 1970s. Though its cool enough at night in Bangalore, Ive put a midget fan -- five cobwebby blades -- right above the chandelier. See, when it turns, the small blades chop up the chandeliers light and fling it across the room. Just like the strobe light at the best discos in Bangalore.

This is the only 150-square-foot space in Bangalore with its own chandelier! But its still a hole in the wall, and I sit here the whole night.

The entrepreneurs curse. He has to watch his business all the time.

Now Im going to turn the midget fan on, so that the chandeliers light spins around the room.

I am relaxed, sir. As I hope you are.

Let us begin.

Before we do that, sir, the phrase in English that I learned from my ex-employer the late Mr. Ashoks ex-wife Pinky Madam is:

What a fucking joke.

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