How to Save Your Tail: If You Are a Rat Nabbed by Cats Who Really Like Stories About Magic Spoons, Wolves With Snout-warts, Big,

ONCE UPON A time, in a grand castle, there lived a rat named Bob, who was fond of baking and wild about reading. So begins Bob’s quest to save himself from being eaten by Muffin and Brutus, the Queen’s cats. How does Bob attempt to escape their claws? By telling them fractured fairy tales about his whole rat family (and feeding them cookies).