If I Were a Lion

　　I'm sitting in the time-out chair because my mother put me there. She said, "You try my patience, child! I do not like it when you're wild."

　　Wild?

　　Who me?

　　That is so absurd.

　　How could she even use that word?

　　If I were a lion.

　　I'd growl and roar

　　And knock the dishes on the floor...

　　AND if I were a bear...

　　If I Were a Lion is a book for every child who's ever been sent to the time-out chair -- unjustly...or otherwise!