Bobbie Faye’s Very Very, Very, Very Bad Day

When criminals kidnap her no-good brother, demanding her Contraband Queen tiara as ransom, Bobbie Faye Sumrall, self-described Louisiana Cajun trailer trash, takes on the police, organized crime, a sexy hostage, and a disgruntled former boyfriend to rescue her brother, keep custody of her niece, and get back in time to serve as Queen of the Lake Charles Contraband Festival. Original. 75,000 first printing.