The Get into Heaven Deck: When You Don’t Want to Leave It Up to Fate

　　Sure, the alternative's a bummer, but who wants to get into heaven by forgoing interesting activities like gluttony and coveting the neighbor's trophy wife? This cheeky deck covers 52 sure-fire ways to crash the pearly gates. Each card moves sinners one step closer with a choice array of deeds, tasks, and extremely pure thoughts designed to polish one's heavenly resume. A list of charitable organizations and ways to donate time and money helps readers move beyond merely not stealing the office stapler.