Two rules of guydom: Don't share feelings with your buddies, and never compliment a pal without insulting him at the same time.
I Love You Man . . . but Not Like That is a humorous collection of sentiments about male friendships that convey everything beer-drinking, sports-loving, macho men may want to say but
never will. Most men figure, why share brotherly love when all you really want is for your buddy to share his beer? Its tongue-in-cheek, mock-heartfelt sayings are written the way men really
talk.
Some man-to-man expressions of friendship:
Sure our friendship has passed the test of time, but could it ever pass a Breathalyzer? I often think about how much we've gone through together over the years . . . and the fact that most of
it was your fault. I have to tell you, you've touched me . . . seriously. We were both really drunk, but I have a vague recollection of you touching me.Witty, emotionally distant, and
universal to male friendships, I Love You Man . . . but Not Like That is something every man should give his buddy�聶if the big loser deserves it.