Here are just a few examples of the extremes, dare we say rituals, we'll go through to perform everyday activities:
Flipping through a magazine at a newsstand then reaching for a fresh copy to buy because the one they were flipping through is no longer new.
Enumerating (1, 2, 3...) while urinating and trying to end their peeing on an even number.
Flossing between their toes with a pair of socks to remove sock fuzz at the end of the day.
Eating the most expensive part of a meal first, just in case they can't finish everything.
Ironing the newspaper before reading it to protect them self against germs.
Leaving sunglasses on top of the fridge so a midnight raid won't blind them by opening it.
Controlling shedding by vacuuming the cat.
Collected from real, live, actual human beings, the zaniness begins again in Admit It, You're Crazy!
