Wearing of This Garment Does Not Enable You to Fly: 101 Real Dumb Warning Labels

The creators of the Dumblaws.com website and authors of You May Not Tie An Alligator to a Fire Hydrant: 101 Real Dumb Laws presents a collection of warnings from consumer products, from a glass cleaner that warns users not to spray the product in the eyes and a chainsaw manual that advises against stopping the chain with one's hands. 50,000 first printing.