What』s in a Name?/名不可不正
Who』S Number One！/誰第一？
Don』t Make Rude Gestures at Traffic Cameras！/非禮勿動！
Smoking Style Gives Fugitive Away/無端卻被香煙誤
Wacky Warnings/荒唐警示
Hostage Training Exercise Fools Media/搶得假新聞
Romantic Valentines Crash Mobile Phone SyStem/浪漫成災
LawJ Not Love,May Lie Behind Surge of Marriages/婚姻的法律動機
Vacuum Cleaner Saves Life/救命法寶
Beards a Risk to Food Safety?/胡子風險
Cash from Virgin Mary/聖母的恩賜
Bald Is Bad for Discipline/無發易受罰
The World』S Happiest People?/世界上最幸福的人？
Eloping No Crime if Love Blossoms/私奔無罪
No Place like Home/何處是家園
Police Cite Boy,7，for Taking＄6 from Mom/七歲的盜竊犯
Exposure to Cocaine a Downer for Police/被動吸毒
Deaf-Mute Arrested in Phone Fraud Scheme/說不出的冤情
Biorn Borg Urges Europeans to Have More Sex/球星的忠告
1，000 Calls a Day/電話轟炸
Deadly Laund romat Games/死亡游戲
Man Burns Bottom in Flame Prank/玩火自焚
Love Has No Time Clock/愛值得等待
When Power Goes Off/斷電以后
rish Students』Boozing Causing High Dropout Rate/拼將學業圖一醉
Firm Gives＄900，000 to Turkish Santa Claus/給聖誕老人捐款
Quarter of Bus Drivers Lack Driving Skills/不會開車的公車司機
A Wedding Rush Too Hot to Handle/喜事頻頻神父苦
Lovers Criss—Cross World in Vain/好事多磨
Taxi Drivels Passenger Is His Lon9—Lost Son/載得久別愛子歸
Home Floorshow Strips Pensioners of Cash/看不得的表演
One in Three Britons Lies in Job Applications?/居不易，編簡歷
Attention Dunlops：Tired』of Your Name?/重利輕名
Harriage Vegas Style Fails to Please Girlfriend/賭城奇婚釀苦果
Top U．S．Companies for Working Homs/在職媽媽的好東家
It’’s a New Record for Cockroad Eating！/吃蟑螂新紀錄
Nine—To—Five Is a Grind for Workers/朝九晚五是苦刑
Bar-Coded Cocaine???/帶條碼的可卡因
Web Site Helps Jailbirds Get Back Together/獄友可向網中尋
Two—Ply Crisis Takes Toll on Toilet Paper/廁紙縮水
Can World Cup Soccer Deter Jailbreaks?/安心坐牢看比賽?
Red Tape for Red Meat/吃肉規矩
Referee Resigns After Being Punished for Scoring/進球無功反有過
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